{"product_id":"only-the-lies-audiobook","title":"Only The Lies — Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eHim:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSix foot, four inches. Thor look-alike. Kickass black belt ninja man, and gym owner.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMe:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBarely five foot. Resembles an overstuffed dumpling. Semi-decent receptionist of the office across the road.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMatch made in heaven? I think so. Which is why I get to work early each morning, and stare longingly out the window, desperate for my daily glimpse of him.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe man doesn't know I'm alive, and I don't have the lady balls to do anything about it. Until the postman delivers the gym's mail to my office. It's the perfect excuse to strut over there and introduce myself, right?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWrong.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen he mistakes me for someone else, I'm so blinded by his abs that I don't correct him. And now he's calling me someone else's name, and I don't know how to turn this around apart from to bolt back to my desk with my ass jiggling behind me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI never expected he'd follow me.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOr anything that happened next.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Elle Thorpe — USA Today Bestselling Author","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42187923259470,"sku":"OTL","price":4.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0633\/8451\/8734\/files\/OTLaudiocover.jpg?v=1746149805","url":"https:\/\/ellethorpe.com\/products\/only-the-lies-audiobook","provider":"Elle Thorpe — USA Today Bestselling Author","version":"1.0","type":"link"}